What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

What are women's true thoughts and feelings on bestiality?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How can Democrats not feel hypocritical when they urge Trump not to be vengeful should be become president when the Democrats are trying to put Trump into prison?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What do you think hell is like?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

My scammer is blackmailing me. If I don't pay 300 euros, he will send my intimate photos to my relatives. What should I do?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

How can I earn money through OnlyFans?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…